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Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late? His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
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What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?
Cold as hell
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SOn:hey dad im cold can you give me a lift from work
Dad:Hi cold, Nice to meet you sorry i dont pick up strangers
Son:I hate you
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They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways.
Your forehead so big if you fell you would knock out your state cold