I love breakups, my ex-girlfriends always end up in pieces.
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Girlfriend: you remind me of a cellphone

Ex Boyfriend: how and why?

Girlfriend: Because your about to die

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How did Helen Keller die? Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it

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