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A surgeon loses his job as he botched a surgery
Boss: “we have to let you go.” Surgeon: “I protest innocence.” Boss: “how?” Surgeon: “I thought to do your job and saving people’s lives were two different things.” Boss: “get out” |
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What do you call sex in the world trade center?
An inside job.
As a son I was starting to do pranks. I told my mom’s boyfriend that she cheated on him, and she don’t want to be with him no more, and I told him that my mom said that he had a small penis. He left my mom, and she was mad at me. I thought it was funny. Then I told my friend girlfriend that he cheated on her with another girl, and the girl told me that my friend had a small penis. He found out, and wanted to co front me in my house. I wasn’t home. My friend told my mom what happen then my mom said the same thing happen to me. I came home one day I saw my mom giving my friend a blow job I ask what’s going on. My friend told your mom is my new girlfriend & my mom said this is the penis of my dreams.
My mom told me that she got a new job & I don’t have to leave the house. Then my mom told all my customers are the men that live in our neighborhood Then I ask what is your job call. My mom said job hand, then I said job and or is hand job. My mom said yeah that it. My mom said I; m good at my job that why all the males are always knocking at the door.
What’s the difference between a job and a wife
The job keeps sucking after 5 years