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A thief walks up to a man in a suit and pulls out a gun. The Thief says: “Give me your money.” The man in the suit turns around surprised. He raises his hands and says: “But, wait! You can’t do that, I am a Congressman!” The thief replies: “Oh, sorry. Give me MY money.”
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My therapist told me that time heals all wounds. So I stabbed him, now we wait
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If you’re waiting for the waiter at a restaurant, aren’t you the waiter?
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My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, i cant wait to meet him???
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