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Me and my friend got in to a fight I look straight forward and said look me in my eyes
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In Africa, it doesn’t matter if you’re gay, straight or bisexual. At the end of the day, it’s night.
I don’t ever really bother women, but when I do I usually just want to talk, I guess since I just so happened to be a straight male that’s not a 10 or a 5, I get shutdown so fast, I put out lit candles…like damn, I thought I hid my ring
(pre-election 2016) Trump Hating Comedian at seedy East L.A. comedy club -
"Hey how "bout that Donald Trump chump… what the f@ck up with that dude, man?
“Geeeezus, he got some kuh-razy ass shit spewing endlessly out that pie-hole, 24/8!” ( leap week, muthafukas!)
... "I mean, even his last name rhymes with shit that’s
We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read “its a bumpy road but soon u will have a straight path.” People didnt realize it was meant for his heart monitor. Lol