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The closest thing in a depression person’s life is a knife and his/her throat
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My mom trying to get me to do dishes
Mom: I gave you life and you should be able to wash dishes.
Me: Why did you?
Mom: I was very drunk…
Explains a lot…
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My happiest moment in life was getting a positive grade on my h.i.v test w/out studying
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You looking for jokes? i have one, your life