Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?"

Woman: "Why, because your loving it?"

Man: “No, because its fat and greasy.”

Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”

Yo mama so fat she blocked my internet connection.

Yo mom so fat when she jumped in the water the whales started singing “we are a family, even though u fatter then me”