A TWELVE VOLT BATTERY walks into a tavern and orders a drink.The bartender serves him, and comments now don’t start anything.

A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, “What is this – a joke?”

Julius Caesar walks into a bar and orders a Martinus. The bartender asks, "Don’t you mean Martini?"

Julius Caesar says, “No, I only want one.”

A Roman walks into a bar and orders a martinus,the bartender says "Don’t you mean a Martini?"the Roman then says "Look,if I want a double I’ll ask for one.