Q: why can’t orphans be on a football team? A: because they won’t know where to go on a home game.

Guy: My life is like a game, I should end it.

Guy 2: Is it a hard life?

Guy: Yup

Guy 2: Then you can’t kill yourself LOL

Guy 3: Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the “game”

%%He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.

%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…

Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

A: There was a face off in the corner