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When its been halloween for a few months but there’s still a body hanging from your neighbours tree
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A d v e r t i s e m e n t:
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One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
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What’s the difference between a onion and a viola? No one cries when they cut up the viola
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What’s the difference between a baby and an onion?
One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.
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Everyone else: Crying
Sister: How aren’t you crying?
Me: I have no tear left to cry…