North Korea and the martians were fighting about who was going the reach venus first. Trump steps in and says " That doesn’t matter american is going to land on the sun first". The martians and North Korea said “you can’t land on the sun it’s to hot and you will die”. Trump said his brilliant plan that “America is going to land their at night”.
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Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting? A: Because they were fencing.
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What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean?
“oh my God, you’re such a beach”