Do you know what the equivalent to hell is theses days

Listening to your teacher

Not haveing your phone/ game / tv

Not haveing niccotine

A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget and I am now traumatized to hell, the next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend.:)

Random person: Imma smack you so hard your skin pigment changes!

Me: Who the hell do you think you are? Michael Jackson’s dad?

Why can’t heaven and hell ever be one 2nd paradise? Heaven always has 5 star reviews.

Give Kobe a plane ticket, he’ll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.

I’M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!