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I woke up to my daughter riding me in bed. I asked “What are you doing?” She replied, “Making a Creampie.”
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Daughter: “Hey dad, how do you feel about abortion?” Father: "Ask your sister” Daughter: “I don’t have a…”
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My Aunt visited and saw all of the stuff around the house my mom had kept over the years and said “If you have something that no one likes, and it only makes people upset, or its useless, throw it away.” the next time my Aunt visited she said “Where is you daughter? ” my Mom said “I took your advice”
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How did the Hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her sons dick tasted funny.
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