Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

Do your buses run on time? No, they run on diesel.

What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children