What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder
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Guess what song this is from:

I’LL CUT YOU INTO LITTLE BITTY PIECES

OR FREEZE YOU TILL YOUR BLOOD RUNS COLD

OR STAB YOUR TIL’ YOU HEART STOPS PUMPING

I’M HERE TO REALIZE YOUR WISH FROM WHAT I’M TOLD

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Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello on the other side.

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What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most?

The “cold and passed out” kind.

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