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My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with pasta. – I’m doing well, but I do get cannelloni.
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When I was a kid I used to read a lot. I mainly grew up reading stories by Shakespeare, especially the story Romeo & Juliet. That one in particular taught me a valuable life lesson. It taught me to not be surprised when my girlfriend killed herself.
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A: Whats the similarity between your girlfriend and the Sun?
B: They’re both hot?
A: They’re both massive.
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School Bully: How’s your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don’t have any! Me: How’s your parents? Oh wait, you don’t have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage