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Why don’t mountains catch colds? They wear snow caps.
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What do you do when you get locked outside your house… you talk to the lock. because communication is key.
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What does a spy do when he’s cold? He goes under cover.
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Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
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My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice
I called it cold hard cash