Once i was walking along the beach and there was a girl with no arms or legs there, i walked by and she said excuse me, will you touch me ive never been touched before, i was like okay so i touched her, i kept on walking along and there was the same girl, she said sir will you kiss me, i went alright so i went up and kissed her, i thought that was weird but anyway i kept walking along and there she was again, she said sir will you f@ck me? I went okay so i picked her up and threw her in the ocean and went YOUR f@ckED NOW
|
Dark Humor | |
- up - | << | N E X T! | >> | 15 сразу |
A d v e r t i s e m e n t:
* * *
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”?
Because every scene has a cast!
* * *
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs.
Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms?
Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says “Owwww” are his arms.
* * *
A boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?
He doesn’t have legs
* * *