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What’s red and sits in the corner? A baby chewing on a razor blade.
What’s green and sits in the corner? Same baby, one week later. |
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What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
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They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
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What’s green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels
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Interviewer: what are your strengths? Interviewee: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: and your weaknesses? Interviewee: those beautiful green eyes of yours…