Why would the chicken not cross the road? Beacuse its to old.(the joke is old) (the nchicken is old)

Guess what song this is from:

I’LL CUT YOU INTO LITTLE BITTY PIECES

OR FREEZE YOU TILL YOUR BLOOD RUNS COLD

OR STAB YOUR TIL’ YOU HEART STOPS PUMPING

I’M HERE TO REALIZE YOUR WISH FROM WHAT I’M TOLD

Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello on the other side.

What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most?

The “cold and passed out” kind.