THIS IS A RYTHME

Jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana

Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said u know u wanna

Jill said yes as he grabbed her dress

And they had a little fun

Jill forgot her pills so now they have a son

The depressed kid went to high five the tree… but the tree left them hanging…

What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree?

It left him hanging

Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks… “Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?”

“Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That’s why grandpa has to take the blue pills.”