I fear my last words will be ‘‘hold my beer and watch this.’’
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My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words. “You little bastard!”

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My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”

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The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, “Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce.”

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