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What does an apple and a lawyer have in common?
They both look good hanging from a tree |
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A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel?” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts! ”
I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to “Hang in there.”
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What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
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Why do trees never call emo kids?
The emos always hang up on them.