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Why do the japanese hate Christmas???
Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population |
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Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
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I used to be a banker but I lost interest…
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
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Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!