I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf. Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the psg training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE???
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Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?

:because their train at the best school

Are you a train? because I want you to run over me: )

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What do you call a train that stalls?

The little engine that couldn’t!

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Timmy has 5 apples,

His train is 7 minutes early

Calculate the mass of the sun

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