My ex boyfriend’s dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.
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Boobs are like batteries… AA will get the job done… C is bigger than AA… D is bigger that C… …and if they’re square, you don’t want to put your tongue on them!
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Why did the zookeeper lose his job? for choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!