So a daughter asks her father “dad what is you opinion on abortions?” So her father says why don’t you ask your sister. The daughter responds “but I don’t have a sister… Oh”

My daughter said i could never make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!!!

What do you call a fish with no eye?

Fsh.

Mr smith had four daughters. Each of his daughters had a brother. How many children does Mr smith have

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