What do priest and doctors have in common?

They both do physicals on kids.

The person who made it a law to not hurt girls is stupid because we’ve all kicked a pregnant woman before we where even born.

The doctor says to the woman there was good and bad news. the woman says she wants the bad news first the doctor says the bad news is the baby had red hair. then he said the good news is it is dead.

My doctor said “you have 1year to live”

I said " you wanna bet"

Bam a gun shot

What is the perfect job for a paedophile

A physical doctor for kids