The fat kid asked the teacher “is godzilla real” the teacher said “they’re standing right infront of me”

Life is like a box of chocolate, it doesn’t last long if you’re fat

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”

Joke 1# ’ Knock Knock ’ Whos there? ’ Pastur ’ Pastur who? ’ Past ur bedtime ".

Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.

Joke 3# Your momas so fat when she stepped on the weigh it said, " I asked for your weigh not you phone number. "