3 nuns are talking and the first nun says, “u would never believe what i discovered.” intrigued, the other to signal her to continue. " i found a phone in the priests room." said the first nun. “oh thats nothing said the second one, i found condoms in one of his drawers.” said the second one. " what did u do with them." said the first nun. pridefully the second nun responds with, " i poked holes in all of them." and the third nun says, “oh sh*t…”

Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.

Whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest

Nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns

What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common?

Little boys pants half off.