How come I have a father but not a dad?
He was a priest.
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Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?“ Father:“f@ck THE CHILDREN" Preist:” Do you think we’ll have time?”

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I was raised a Catholic and my priest told me when I was 12, “God is watching you when you masturbate”.

I said, “Is God a pedophile too, Father?”

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Have you heard of the new sequel to “the exorcist”?

A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son

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