I took my girlfriend out the other day… Man do I love being a sniper.
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I brought my girlfriend home and introduced her to my family. My kids liked her, but my wife seemed upset

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My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset. She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”

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“I’m not sure why my girlfriend’s father doesn’t like me.

“What was your first impression on him?”

“I told him, she calls me daddy too.”

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