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I cought my girlfriend cheating on me, with our dad.
Q:What did the elephant say to the naked man? A:How do you breathe through that little thing? |
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My dad is like Hurricane Katrina. I haven’t seen either sense 2005
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Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us? Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road? Son:why? Dad: To get to the other side but your mother only made it about halfway
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it Leaves and never comes back
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My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.