Bf: Do you love me?
Gf: Most of time. Bf: Well it’s either yes or no. Gf: … Bf: Well when is it that you don’t love me? Gf: 2:30 to 4:00. Every time when you to the river an hour than it takes me a half hour to love you again. Bf: Why? Gf: Cuz you always see that OTHER GIRL. Bf: MY LOVE! That other girl is my sister!!! Gf: Ohh… |
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Q: what’s worst fingerbanging your sister? A: finding your dads wedding ring
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What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear hahaha
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How do you circumcise someone from Alabama? Kick his sisters jaw
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