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My little sister called my name a few minutes after I put her to bed. ushe told me that the was something in her closet. I checked the closet and told her there was nothing there, but told her she could still sleep in my room with me. I was thinking that was the best way to get her out of the room before he noticed I saw him.
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“It’s ok, it won’t be awkward. We’re still friends.”
Alabama:
“She didn’t wanna be my girlfriend anymore. But she said she’ll still be my sister.”
My mom said to take out the trash bags so i did and the next day my mom asked “where are your sisters?” i said “in line to get crushed”
There once was a brother and a sister so one night it’s storming really bad and the sister goes into the brothers room and asks " can I stay with you tonight because I’m scared" the brother replies with " yea sure but just don’t tell Mom" so the girl climbs into the bed and looks under the sheets to see the boys penis and asks “what’s that?” And the boy replies with “that’s my pet snake” and the girl asks “can I pet it?” And the boy says “sure just don’t tell Mom” and the boy falls asleep and wakes up in a hospital and asks “what happened” and the girl said “I pet the snake but it spit on me so I bit it’s head off”
My conversion therapy done worked. Now I only sleep with my sister and not my brother.
My sister argued with me that you can’t make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen her face when I drove pasta