A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late, his best friend asked, “Would you like to hear a joke?” “Sure” he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common? ’ “I don’t know.” “Because of me you’re both late for your next period.”

I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.

The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five

It left him hanging

A depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging

People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.