Sex is like math. Subtract the clothes, Add the bed, Divide the legs, and pray to God there is no multiplying.

(Just a joke) when Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said " It’ll get better just walk it off."

Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”?

Because every scene has a cast!

Most people think an octopus has 8 legs.

Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms?

Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says “Owwww” are his arms.