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Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.
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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
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What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They’re both paid for a good finish…
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An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called “Lenin in Poland.” When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin’s wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.
“But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin? ” Asks one of the guests.
“Lenin is in Poland,” replies the painter.