A lady walked into a bar and ordered their special drink, the bartender then gave her a brown glass full of milk, the lady complained about this but then the bartender said, “just shut up and swallow”

Why do orphans eat cerial with water? Because their daddy still hasn’t come home with the milk

My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother. My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.

For this orphan, his dad didn’t only go and get the milk. his mom did too.