Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late? His wife gave him the cold shoulder.

Ok now I’m not good at telling jokes but this 1 is not to bad 1 cunt said to anothrr cunt do you get cold at night f@ck no cunt the 1 st cunt said htm title=' currains to keep the cold out cunt xx'>why I have a built in set of verticlal currains to keep the cold out cunt xx

Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds. One of the kids says something. Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty? The other kid says something else. Yes. It sounds cool. After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid’s mouth: Wow! Look at that snowman! It’s got hair all over. But I think it’s missing something though. The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking. Oh, I know what it is! After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman’s crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack. The first kid speaks. Icy what you did there. The other kid replies. Good thing I didn’t slip up there. The first kid replies. Well, that’s snow problem. The other kid then uttered this: These puns would make the most frigid individual crack-up. The first kid then says: I know, right? They then begin a snowball fight. The other kid then says: Only the men have snowballs!

A man takes a boy into the woods boy says Boy: Mister I’m scared and it’s dark and cold The Man: How do you think I feel I’m walking out here alone