1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim?

A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy?

He died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words…

“you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance…

Only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours…

Lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life

There are some sounds that everyone loves…

Shoes on gravel

Crackling of fire

The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you

Cats purring

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.