A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”

Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive

If a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite

What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.

Whats the difference between a white kid and a computer?

The child has no trouble shooting