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Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do?
My friend: Chunky dunks |
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Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
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Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times and she won’t believe you. Tell a woman she’s fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
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Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you
Students: Eggs
Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you
Kids: Bacon
Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you
Kids: Homework
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Why do the japanese hate Christmas???
Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population