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A german soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, “What happened?” and the soldier replies, “Hail hit her.” (say the joke aloud and it will make more sense)
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Q: what’s stronger than family?
A: whatever tree Paul walker hit
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Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn’t hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.
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What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down
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Friends are like trees, they fall over if you hit them with an ax.