Why were condoms invented, so gay guys can have sword fights.

What’s the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight?

When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren’t at a UFC event, you’re watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.

If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?

How did Stephen hawking die. He lost a water gun fight