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A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel?” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”
I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to “Hang in there.” |
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What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses?
They both leave you Hanging
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A man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
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Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?
To see who’s hanging around.
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Why did the Chinese woman hang up?
Because she Wang the Wong number