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Give Kobe a plane ticket, he’ll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
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Ex-bf’s gf: your so ugly as hell me: oh did I mention that i was trying to be you
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Do you know what the equivalent to hell is theses days
Listening to your teacher
Not haveing your phone/ game / tv
Not haveing niccotine
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A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget and I am now traumatized to hell, the next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend.:)
Random person: Imma smack you so hard your skin pigment changes!
Me: Who the hell do you think you are? Michael Jackson’s dad?
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Why can’t heaven and hell ever be one 2nd paradise? Heaven always has 5 star reviews.