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Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”?
Because every scene has a cast! |
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Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
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Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.
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Sex is like math. Subtract the clothes, Add the bed, Divide the legs, and pray to God there is no multiplying.
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(Just a joke) when Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said " It’ll get better just walk it off."