Why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST

What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg? Eileen

Doctor approaches a patient in Hospital and says “I have some good news and bad news" so the patient says “What is the bad news?” the Doctor replies “I have had to amputate both your legs” so the patent says “Well what is the good news? ” the Doctor replies "I have found someone to buy your slippers”…

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn’t matter he isn’t coming to you.

My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better so i sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wifes broken leg.