Little Jonny just came back from quarantine with his girlfriend Sally. They both said they had to go to the bathroom. When they came back Sally was coughing up a storm. The teacher said you need to be quarantined again. No sally said I was just in the bathroom choking on something that grown-ups especially women like. Then the teacher faints.
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Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because They don’t need permission from their Parents
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My girlfriend called me a bot in fortnite, so I called her sandwich maker 3000
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My girlfriend is like treasure to me
You need a shovel to find her…